Flying Squid@lemmy.world to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 10 months agoA compelling theory.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down11
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minus-squareÐ Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoThis would imply that the captain and navigation crew intended to crash, which none of the evidence indicates.
minus-square[email protected]@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoThe captain receives a moment of clarity as he gasps at the merciless cold consuming his body entire, water flooding into his torso as his life gently bubbles from his mouth. “My portfolio is secure” he thinks.
minus-squareÐ Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoWait did the captain go down with the ship? I thought the crew was mostly able to escape.
minus-square[email protected]@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-210 months agoYup*, captain’s cadaverific. I can’t recall anything about the rest of the crew.
This would imply that the captain and navigation crew intended to crash, which none of the evidence indicates.
The captain receives a moment of clarity as he gasps at the merciless cold consuming his body entire, water flooding into his torso as his life gently bubbles from his mouth. “My portfolio is secure” he thinks.
Wait did the captain go down with the ship? I thought the crew was mostly able to escape.
Yup*, captain’s cadaverific. I can’t recall anything about the rest of the crew.