No no…he had it right the first time.

Everybody thinks Biden is an old white man. But if scooby doo has taught me anything, it’s that you can always tie up the person you least expect, and then pull off their mask revealing someone totally different.

So in this regard, we now know that Biden is actually a black woman in disguise. Which is strange, because if Michelle Obama would have run instead of Hillary, I think she would have won. Hands down.