It’s not hard to believe that he’s too lazy to jerk off.
Theres 2 kinds of men in the world, those that beat their dick from time to time and fucking liars.
It’s physically too small to jerk off. Don’t you think he’s tried? Even with his tiny hands he can’t get enough grip to stimulate his dead mini-dick. So Melania pegs him instead and he craps all over the bed. But the dreams he has after makes it worth it.
the guy always lies. so my initial tendency is always say yes.
the only difference here is time. it is pre covfefe time so the lies must still be bigly uncredible. he’s got lots of teen pageants to go to before another session with his bruh epstein.
Ah yes, the “world” of masturbation.
So he paid big money for a pornstar he’d never seen before? Sure.
I mean, he’s always lying, so the answer must be yes, but if you told me this was true about him I would have believed you
I feel like his lie would actually be that he jerks it all the time when in reality, he can’t even get hard.
If the rumor that he’s on so much medication he’s shitting himself is true then it seems likely he can’t get it up either.
I think he jerks it every chance he gets
