Agreed, I think the diehards have gotten much louder and the people who saw him as a catalyst for change have gotten a whole lot quieter.

I admit that I very much didnt think it was a good thing when he got elected but I did think “Maybe he will piss off a few people who need pissing off, upset some apple carts and generally upset the status quo and MAYBE be a catalyst for change some of which for the good.” Yeah… it wasnt.

We’re also in the lead up to christmas.

Most savory protein options are like some sort of jerky.

A shitload of my favorite brand of protein bars, tastes just close enough to a chocolate bar that I dont feel cheated.

Also the fitness branded protein ice creams. 360 calories and I get to fuck up a whole pint watching TV?

And both of them help me hit my protein targets for the day.

Ska with a Ukulele instead of a trumpet.

I genuinely believe at this point that Trump wants out but they wont let him, I think the first assassination attempt rattled the shit out of him. He went along as a willing figurehead, he was never a true believer. He was told they would be behind him and protect him as long as he did what he was told, they would . Now he has realised too late that a figurehead is also a lightning rod but that his only way out is through and they will knock him off or throw him to the wolves if he rocks the boat.

He who fights with monsters.

If you like HWFWM check out the Mayor of Noobtown.

Not always. Some people change once they get power, I’ve seen 2 supervisors go that way. Awesome co-workers, cunts to work under.

Nope. You dont enjoy driving, by your own admission arent good at it but want to deprive people who are good at it of their options.

If your crap in bed do I have to stick to missionary for the rest of my life too?

You would need volunteers, but let them witness the experiments that disprove chemtrails or flat earth bullshit themselves and in person allow them to inspect the equipment and so on.

See which ones of them are willing to actually take whats presented to them and see with their own eyes and re-evaluate their position.

Most big animals that are already properly scary with fur dont improve when shaved.

I think this one could be done ethically, even make a good TV show.

Oh I’m no saint. I set my cruise control at 10km/h over the speed limit, I punch it through orange lights and I sometimes roll through stop signs.

I’m talking about full blown fast and furious wannabe swerving lanes, running reds and racing literally everywhere.

Yeah, and if you want to climb in there and take his bloods and administer the androgen blockers you are welcome to.

Oh, I like this one.

Mind you Ive seen a cranky Silverback at the zoo, one with an extra gram of test and tren a day would be utterly fucking terrifying, also the roadrage would be something to behold… dibs not being the poor fucker giving it its shots.

Interesting twist… Its now mandatory.

While interesting I feel that one is more “Hilarously impractical” than anything else.

Well I mean, it IS a step up from my current jobs policy which is “Yes you need a car to get here, no we arent providing one and if you don’t have one you don’t have a job”

The “you can microwave your IPhone to recharge it” and “Iphones are waterproof” were amazing.

The Burger King lettuce box doxxing was pretty funny too.