“I found this in the middle of nowhere, far from human settlements! How else could it get there?” - the electrical engineer who hiked to said spot
But he won’t tell us what spot. That would be giving too much away.
I wouldn’t tell anyone if I found a socket vein either. Big Electric is hoarding all mines
If he told us, obviously the archeologists would have to eliminate him
Good to know that aliens use the same standardized outlets and plugs.
It makes it easier when recharging the UFO.
You’d think they’re want at least a level 2 charging rock, though. 110v is going to take years. Silly aliens, they should know better.
It’s an adapter for human 3-pins round connector to a standard rock-socket system.
“I found evidence of ancient aliens!”
I sure am getting my money’s worth out of this image
Okay, nobody else has said anything but what’s really bugging me is this. Why does the rock have the male connector? It’s not even flush with the surface, it’s embedded slightly recessed. Attaching a cord with a female connector would be a much bigger annoyance than if they were switched around.
It’s an early
CPU and those are the pins.Three pins, clearly a very prototype Transistor :D
Why do all engineers go batshit crazy when they hit retirement age?
There are also a scary number of deeply religious engineers.
“An old electrician called Raymond
Took a frazzled electrical cord
Connected one end to the Devil
The other he lashed to the Lord”
Those prongs must be alien metal to not have oxidized away.
I found my keys under a rock in the mulch. Are my keys millions of years old?
No, just 100,000 years old, can’t you read?
Sorry, I had an analysis run on my rock and it’s two million years old. How old are my keys?
Assuming they were dropped by whoever installed that plug, 100,000 years, as estimated by the experts cited by the article.
That’s literally just an XLR3 plug. It’s used for analog audio and DMX lighting controls.
Don’t know why you’d put it in a rock though.
Well duh, it’s because we used the alien technology for ourselves in our most important projects.
XLR3 stands for Planet X (the place the aliens came from) Long Range (because it’s far away, duh) and 3 is because it took three tries to plug the rock in correctly.
