

We should have like a lever to tell the toilet who is shitting
Or just an extra upward facing camera.
Kids in 2050: “Everybody knows the myth that no two buttholes look alike is just an urban legend to convince you to reverse image search your butthole against the TOTO leak of 2034.”
Edit: I misread the comment I replied to as “But did you write that comment?” but it appears they said “How did you write that comment?”
I leave you with this, my final gift: