• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Except he wouldn’t even deny it anymore. He’d just say “That baby tasted awful. I’ve ate much tastier babies than that. That baby was a democrat, and voted for Obama.”

    And his base would cheer that the world has one less person in it who would vote for Obama in 2042. But don’t worry, abortion is still illegal, because they’re all pro-life…until you’re born.

    And yes, I’M fully aware of the logical inconsistancies of that scenario. They are not. That’s the joke.