Good thing you shaded out his name. There’s no way to know what this guy’s name is.
But it’s not in all caps, so it doesn’t count.
No one is going to get that far into the text before giving up
Some people like a challenge.
I mean, not me, but some people.
I’ve been gifted with a power called “skimming”
Wow. This one guy I enough to fill this community with lunacy for years.
Someone buy this man a period, please.
Bottom surgery hasn’t gotten that far yet, sorry.
Straight from the mouth of the Raving Derelict in The Simpsons.
Some of these sovcits are trying to solve an imaginary puzzle, this guy is something else.
Seriously though, these appear to be the thoughts of a mentally unwell person - if you actually have contact with this person OP - make sure someone is in charge of his meds.
I can’t even parse this
This fucker could give Marxist theorists a run for their per-word money.
Not even ChatGPT can produce verbal diarrhea as quickly.
I gave up trying to parse this after about three lines.
This is why full stops and other punctuation marks were invented, people. It’s all that separates us from this sort of word vomit.
you know you’re gonna win the court case when you start telling the judge about your nostrils
Remove the ‘sovcit’ and that’s a perfectly cromulent title for a poem.
It is an embiggening experience
Or a punk rock album with songs like “Oxford coma” (not misspelled), and “They’re their there”
You need to think again
I told 'em! I told 'em! Millenium hand and shrimp! Buggrit! Bugger’m!
I have no idea what this is even trying to prove
What the fuck, like someone actually explain
