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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

The man can't help himself

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The man can't help himself

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    I prefer to piss in the wood stove.

    • Dasnap@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      How about the humidifier?

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        I’ll have to try that.

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          If Upper Decking someone is taking a dump in the toilet tank, what would pissing in the humidifier be called?

          “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…

          Also, my brother & I had go cart growing up. One afternoon we ran that thing until engine overheated, leaving us stranded.

          Being an impatient lil redneck, my brother decided to whip it out & piss on the engine to cool it off…

          Hot piss smells fuckin awful…

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            what would pissing in the humidifier be called?

            “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…

            “Freshen the air”? “Make it rain”? “Steam it up”?

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              Golden vapours.

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                Perfect.

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