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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

A moment of brilliance

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A moment of brilliance

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • otp@sh.itjust.works
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    I think bagels are boiled, then baked. Cooked twice.

    Then we toast them to cook them a third time.

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      And if we’re from the Midwest and at a fair, cook them a fourth time by deep frying them.

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        That might make me consider actually going to the state fair instead of bitching about it making traffic terrible by bringing a ton of people into the middle of the city

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          We went this fall like we have for the past few years but even the lemonades were $10-15 so I don’t think we’ll be returning.

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            Our state fair is in some little ass town in the middle of nowhere. I’ve always wanted to make the 3 hour drive, just never gotten around to it, $15 lemonades don’t sound very encouraging.

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        what would cooking them for a fifth time look like. is it even possible?

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          boil > bake > grill > fry > microwave

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            “Just fucking kill me already”

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          Probably something like Cuil theory

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          Like some hardcore JPEG re-compression

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          2 years ago

          Nobody knows…

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          Hold mah beer. I gotchu.

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