This is a caricature of how other countries view us.
I’ll have a large pizza with guns please.
Hand guns. No, shotguns. With throwing knives on half.
And no anchovies!
“You want broccoli? What the hell is broccoli anyway? Shut about about broccoli!”
Mannnn, thank you! Haven’t seen that in ages. Here’s one in return: sparkplugs?
I don’t care what you want on it, every pizza comes with pepperoni and with 9mm bullets on it. If you don’t like it, I don’t care cause you’ll receive one anyhow. The only difference is, maybe the 9mm bullets will be in the gun or maybe they’ll be on your pizza.
And we thought none pizza left beef was the most bizarre pizza.
If you want mushrooms, SHUT UP. If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway? If you want something crazy like pineapple, I KILL YOU. If you like pepperoni and bullets, you’ve come to the right place.
At least it wasn’t pineapple
It certainly wasn’t onion.
In Canada we have a great Canadian Pizza. I assume this is just the American version
Some jojo ahh shit
Where do I get a gun pizza? Mountain Mike’s or Round Table?
It’d be great if America could go a day without embarrassing itself. Just ONE day.
