Years ago, a coworker greeted me with “Happy 420!”

• Me: “Oh, I didn’t know you celebrated Hitler’s birthday.”
• Him: "What?”
• Me: “April 20th was Hitler’s birthday.”
• Him: long pause and blank stare “I DIDN’T KNOW HITLER WAS A STONER DURHURHUR!”
• And then I got a new job.

I find the word 2nd class citizen distasteful, but agree with a lot of it. You mostly had me at abolish NFA and GCA

Shhhh I wanna hear the crazies

If they didn’t put your name in all caps or something, you’re good to go. Just walk up to the judge and explain during court. Ignore the bailiff, he won’t tackle you.

For Whom the Bell Tolls
“Ni**as fight on the hill in the early day…” == Make his

Great idea. Dry soils, which are basically pulverized rock, are typically trafficked in on the soles of shoes. When it works its way into individual carpet tufts and then trafficed again, it causes a majority of the discoloration we regard as “wear”. Have a dedicated pair of house shoes or slippers. Buy several sizes of machine washable ones for house guests. And vacuum several times a week. I once had a customer whose wife was limited to a wheelchair, which are typically very hard on carpets and leave dirty traffic patterns in the path of the wheels. Their carpets were in good condition. Their secret? “Outside” wheelchair that stayed in the trunk of the car.

Did this professionally for a while. Carpet cleaners would largely go out of business overnight if everyone took their shoes off. Filthy animals.

I’ll miss LG. My Fuzic II had a headphone jack, full QWERTY keyboard, FM transmitter…

I think the movie is going reeeaaaally well

If you want mushrooms, SHUT UP. If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway? If you want something crazy like pineapple, I KILL YOU. If you like pepperoni and bullets, you’ve come to the right place.