Edit: Ooh! They even have an American Blend glitter choice that’s red white and blue. May have to personalize the card with that one so they know you’re upset.
I’m not going to condone sending prank bomb packages to representatives. That’s how you end up on a list.
Also, glitter is basically a war crime. Shiny microplastics you can never remove from every crevice, it’s like party herpes. Which, I suppose is also regular herpes.
https://potatoparcel.com/products/spring-loaded-glitter-bomb
That may get their attention.
Edit: Ooh! They even have an American Blend glitter choice that’s red white and blue. May have to personalize the card with that one so they know you’re upset.
I’m not going to condone sending prank bomb packages to representatives. That’s how you end up on a list.
Also, glitter is basically a war crime. Shiny microplastics you can never remove from every crevice, it’s like party herpes. Which, I suppose is also regular herpes.