The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoMiami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexertowww.dexerto.comexternal-linkmessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1242arrow-down123
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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoOkay, but here’s my question: When they went to return the Christmas present to Macy’s, did they bring the receipt?
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoThey take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoWhat if you’re from out of state? What if you’re from out of the country? What if you’re a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·10 months agoStop shoplifting.
Okay, but here’s my question:
When they went to return the Christmas present to Macy’s, did they bring the receipt?
They take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
What if you’re from out of state? What if you’re from out of the country? What if you’re a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
Stop shoplifting.