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schizoidman@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Indian man urinating on train track dies after being hit by ‘flying cow’ | The Straits Times

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schizoidman@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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Another man who was relieving himself nearby narrowly escaped from being hit by the animal. Read more at straitstimes.com.
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    With a high rate of mooovement.

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      He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.

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        Think we milked this for all its worth

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          Naw I still got some beef with this story

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            Don’t have a cow.

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              Maybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track.

              Edit: Extra pun

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      and a lot of moooomentum

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      Fetchez la vache!

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      No bull

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