Yooo this is actually genius.

Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?

Bullshit. That’s how the selfish cope with their cowardice. If they’re not speaking up now, they’re not going to later.

At best.

You just brought me back to Uni in a VERY serious way.

Peanut butter and thick-sliced raw onion slices on whole wheat bread.

Soy sauce on vanilla ice cream.

Salami and apricot jam.

Hawaiian pizza with black and green olives.

You forgot “I used to be a liberal until radical leftists started putting people up against the wall for mistakenly using the wrong pronouns. So really, it’s your fault that I changed my screen name to 14Pepe88, changed all my opinions about vaccines, want to abolish the income tax, and am now okay with concentration camps at Gitmo. So, like, now I’m a full-blown centrist, and you have only the Marxists to blame.”

Of course. Does their voter base strike you as people who give two shits about their own well being?

They run on spite. They don’t want to win- they just want you to lose. And they’ll pretend to believe whatever might have to be true to make them feel like you have.

Low by Flo Rida for the group

Grace Kelly by MIKA for your solo

No. In fact, there may likely not be any halfway serious discussion forum anywhere that doesn’t match your special, private, incorrect definition of “leftist.”

Start throwing punches.

Hey, Beavis. He said “fat nut.” Heheheheh.

Cool.

As someone who has a tough time getting to sleep most nights, this actually sounds like hell.

What are they doing that isn’t easily ignored?

There absolutely are not. There are anemic little marches scattered here and there.

Americans were protesting George Bush in 2004 more forcefully and in vastly larger numbers than they are protesting now.

Some assholes gave the US a bloody nose and America spent the next quarter decade trying to stop the bleeding by continuously stabbing itself in the heart

Sodium citrate is the ingredient responsible for helping regular cheese to melt into a smooth, creamy sauce- it has the chemical formula Na₃C₆H₅O₇.

Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.

I feel bullied by this question