That’s fake. Looks very photoshopped.

the real crime here is that the date was wrong

As a fellow wanker, I take offense to that.

Are we honestly expecting this election to be free and fair?

Even Best Korea makes mistakes sometimes…

Confusing thing #1 was actually a smart move.

Reform party, who has been a bunch of useful idiots and have been diluting the Tory vote significantly have not got enough members in place to stand in every location as this will be their first general election and they are a new party.

The SNP has only just picked a new leader after the previous one stepped down and they have fallen out of favour in recent times.

Labour (main competition) was not expecting anything until November time as the running theory is that the Tories would wait for a bit to see if something would “come up” and rescue their awful polling (as per your suggestion). So even they were caught off guard and now have to scramble to organise everything. This shit isn’t easy, even for established parties.

Hell, even the Tories were caught off guard by their leader doing this.

Sunak has played an interesting card here. I doubt it will make any difference but at least he is being somewhat clever with the surprise timing of this.

My counter offer would be: fuck right off. Don’t care what you think you can do sanction or punish me.

Well, sure, but it doesn’t change the facts on the ground that you can shoot whatever you like at a nuke and it’s exceptionally unlikely to explode.

But if you just want to scream “bullshit” for no reason in the face of the facts then I guess there isn’t much point in continuing. Not sure why you just choose to believe whatever you want, but I guess I can’t stop you.

Oh, okay then. Yeah sure, I made it up. It’s a 90% chance and we’ve just been exceptionally lucky.

Its not 1%.

It’s not even 0.01%

You could try it once a second for the rest of your life, and it still wouldn’t go off.

You’d just damage it at the most. Maybe trigger a safety system which will need to be reset before it can be armed again.

Nobody is saying it’s a good idea, it’s just a complete non issue.

Pardon me sir, but I did say “boom boom” which is roughly equivalent to one “BOOOOOOOM”, assuming we’re using the metric system.

If we’re you’re using imperial boom scale, then frankly you disgust me.

It’s actually pretty difficult to detonate a nuke by shooting at it, if that’s what you’re getting at.

A certain set of things has to happen in a very specific order with tight timings (milliseconds) in order for it to actually explode.

Hence all the incidents in the US of accidentally dropped nukes on domestic territory and no boom boom.

And who says Russia will use “modern” nukes?

We’ve already seen rusty museum pieces on the front line in this conflict.

What’s c/pyongang?

A misspelling of what I wrote

You are now moderator of /c/Pyongyang

They don’t care.

If they cared about the truth, we wouldn’t be in this situation in the first place.

Fuck them. They are literally killing people with their fucking stupidity. I didn’t mind if they killed themselves by not reading labels and drinking bleach or whatever, but now they are putting everyone at risk from their willfull ignorance and stupidity.

Again, from the bottom of my heart: fuck these knuckle dragging truth denying idiots who don’t deserve any time, effort, patience or sympathy. Fuck. Them.

Thanks, antivax morons

And if you are an antivax moron: fuck you 🖕

This plane fell out of a fifth floor window

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So I didn’t state that. Thanks for clarifying.

What a silly waste of time.