Eh, they are annoying and powertripping. Glad to see they aren’t shitting all over the place anymore.

I personally aerosolize psychedelic drugs over Washington D.C. This melts the rotting meat suits off the mantids and lizards.

I’m aware. I was hoping op could expound on their statement.

Used to be?

Are you on drugs? Please share.

I will always get a good laugh at people who are shocked that private courier services are expensive.

I last bought eggs around $3.50, now they’re just shy of $5/dozen.

Zero now that the price has gone up.

I’ve done my best to disable all emergency alerts on my mobile device with the stock OS. Time will tell I suppose.

Edit: ah balls, you’re right. Android says the ‘national alert’ category can’t be turned off.

My phone is usually dead, misplaced, or the volume is at 0%. So I would probably crack a beer and stand on the porch wondering why the neighbors are freaking out.

Probably some old teletype machines and a few private keys.