You’d be surprised with inheriting tech debt. Quite often there’s no documentation, the last person to log in to the system is an admin that quit 3 years ago, but it doesn’t much matter because that’s only for a direct console login which normal users don’t do when accessing the application. With tribal knowledge gone and no documentation, only when you pull the network for a bit do you discover that there was this one random script running on it that was responsible for loading up all the needed data in the current system, when 9 of the other 10 times those scripts were no longer needed.

In a perfect world you’d have documentation, architecture and data flow diagrams for everything, but “ain’t nobody got time for that” and it doesn’t happen.

Honestly we do that when we ask and no one speaks up. Lovingly called the “scream test” as we wait to see who screams.

which is actually higher than the court’s authority

Yeah…. Good luck with that.

First one that came to my mind too

Don’t know if that would work as the payment is your life. You wouldn’t be around to receive it. Interesting thought experiment

Is that the one where a cable snapped and everyone on the deck was cut in half? I don’t know what but I remember finding that extremely funny and laughing when it happened. Got some mean looks in the theater

Rapid scheduled deconstruction

How many tiles do you get? I thought it was 8

Sure you can. The belt will just fling it off the back.

And I fully read it to keep it in the back of my mind. You know, just in case.

Ding ding ding. This is the exact answer I’d give someone who I didn’t think was independent or self sufficient enough and would require training or additional time and energy from the team that there isn’t time for.

No clue where the disabilities part comes in.

Sure, here is your make believe money!

And even worse it feels too confident to be a troll.

Why the fuck do they think they “deserve” anything for doing this? I see entitlement like this in quite a few posts. Where did that come from?

I also read it as he wants them to hold on to his money, but he doesn’t want them having any access or knowledge of his money, lest they do something to it. It feels just crazy enough to be what they’re thinking.

Killing vampires.

Unless they come up with something that prevents them from getting DoT certification, sadly I can see them doing that. Or as long as they keep citing “national security” you won’t be able to.

Except the US will do everything possible to prevent them from being sold domestically, while still pushing their brands globally. This will lead to a further split in what’s available in the US vs ROW.

African swallow or European swallow?

I’m having trouble linking to the picture directly, but here Yoshi fall