LUXURY!

Like my belt onion.

What’s knife monopoly?

Japanese budhist monks use black for their clothes as it simbolizes purity, or as black being the most pure color. In very few instances, they may wear purple or gold, but that’s due status and a latter addition.

In a funeral, only the deceased would wear white, I don’t remember why though, but for a while wearing white was in bad taste.

Wearing all black is also common for the Catholic clergy, and for a long time most brides used black for their wedding dress: https://kentuckykindredgenealogy.com/2014/12/13/history-of-the-black-wedding-dress/

Why are all kids blonde? I’m just saying maybe this guy married this poor single lady with a little league project or maybe this is one of those oliver twist situations.

And you call them burgled hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

Let’s turn that frown upsidedown.

Malware

Fear is the mindkiller.

Ah, a lesser known Daft Punk song.

Clearly not a house of fun.

Such a fine time

A snake in the boot-kinda std.

He has an amazing nose for theatrics, not sure if that’s coming from his time on TV but most modern politicians (e.g., Reagan) would let their SS take them out to safety, rather than emulating Rocky.

Just wondering what it means for history if the first humans to start living on the Moon do so in a cave.

Maybe space cavemen?

Well I guess I made a fool of myself. Sorry.

That’s either a very longevous dog or a rather short life.

Kudos for adding the links. Thanks!

360? Guess you didn’t enjoy any red rings of death.

Plus they arrested a suspicious number of journalists, lawyers and college teachers.