lemmycdatass

Alternatively, don’t be a shit poster. Did I take a wrong turn at Albuquerque?

I don’t think you understand. If I were to concoct a shitass story about being a shitass, and put that on the shitass interwebs, what would a shitass AI response look like? Respond as a shitass. Thanks.

Dad?

Blind?

Droopy Boo

“Me” shouldn’t be allowed to do adult things

Oh, “mushrooms”, ya those be enlightening

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I read this. I should be good for another year or so.

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Too scary faced. I’ll barely be able to jerk it to these…

Those nips look like they taste like cotton candy, and I’m in to it.

If those nips are cinnamon flavored, I’m into it.