janus2

“pAiN pOiNtS”

these are not knots in muscles they are severe institutional shortcomings and failings that are draining us all, making us want to jump ship, hazardous, and in some cases even making the company lose profit but you fuckheads just want to write down pAiN pOiNtS and jerk yourselves and the shareholders off instead of actually doing ANYTHING MEANINGFUL

It’s not the strawberries they love. It’s the fact that they’ve trained their bumbling ape to hand deliver the little red triangles directly to them.

haven’t been into Minecraft YouTube (or any YouTube really) for a year or so, was unaware he wasn’t active

i know he’s some kind of engineer irl so it may just be work keeping him busy. bummer either way

[ilmango intro music] 🥭🥭🥭

balance is so broken. nearly unplayable without the inheritance cheat code

my go-to is “net-twerk”

all of them but alas we live in a society

Glitter Freeze is also quite repetitive and not my favorite track, but I actually like the synth loops in it. It should have been developed a bit more or shortened imho

Gorillaz – Sweepstakes
Plastic Beach is my favorite album but I always skip that track cuz it’s so grating

in your defense that sounds awesome. the people who gave you shit for dressing creatively are the cringe

inaccurate official subtitles

tangentially related Technology Connections video on the history of telephone ring sound effects and why they’re weird

(an Invidious link also [i don’t know how to make Piped links])

and the driver jerkily moving the steering wheel like they’re on a rally course instead of most likely just a long straight road

That’s easy. Control a bunch of money and corporations