I’m a fan of beancount and it’s corresponding web interface fava.

Since the underlying format is human readable text, it’s easy to edit by hand, and you can send the raw file to your accountant as-is and they should have no issues understanding it.

I don’t get why people here are expecting pirates of all people to be polite company.

vim ~/.ssh/config

Here’s my not-a-lawyer opinion:

If you refuse to pay rent, you are breaching a contract that you signed, which is not considered criminal (ever, afaik).

Ordering food at a restaurant probably doesn’t count as a contract, so it’s just regular theft (which is criminal).