definitely don’t run towards them if they have a knife though. although I wouldnt know what to do against a knife wielding attacker if I couldnt run away in general

So you don’t have to modify the amount when the recipe called for kosher salt but you only have sea salt. A cup of pasta? Depending on the type you end up with vastly different weight

Ok ok, let’s assume they are right and legal magical words do exist. Why on earth would you write ‘do not construe my words’ on your magical piece of paper? Did they mean misconstrue? Is this some sort of copy pasta nobody reads?

You don’t look like you feel bad to me