This is what they do in real life too though. They know the US is mostly liberal (based on the popular vote) so they have to abuse money and historical power to manipulate the votes into their favor.

What else are stores supposed to do with their seasonal areas other than stock for the next decoration-based holiday?

That’s probably why it’s posted in a forum for real headlines that look like they’re from The Onion.

You understand less about his job than he understands about AIDS.

Neither can do 144hz HD so fuck em both.

This isn’t the one that falls down, falls down, falls down.

They probably removed the scoring because no one understands how it works

Cups are great, the real annoyances are pints, quarts and gallons. Really no reason to use any of those when you can just state it in cups. Then we threw in fluid ounces for that extra layer of confusion and conversion.

Oh my god, rinsing a few dishes. How will you ever recover.

General rule when measuring by volume is to not pack it unless the recipe says to.

Slave labor*

Definitely price gouging, someone call the attorney general.

Yeah why am I reading some person’s Triad fanfic

The guy with “Jesus is coming, look busy” tattooed on his ass?

The stupid part is he used the doorbell exactly as intended. That’s how he knew there was a kid at the door. He’s just trying to shift blame to innocent people doing innocuous things because he wants to shoot them.

I think it’s the ADHD goodbye because you keep remembering things you wanted to talk about as you’re leaving.

That’s just New Jersey, and if you’re in New Jersey you have bigger problems anyway.

That is far too many bananas. You wouldn’t even be able to sell them fast enough.

Not even 5 years man my 2022 is nice and doesn’t have subscriptions.

It’s just courteous to clean up a bit before having company over.