Emperor Palpatine… cougars are my specialty!

Water streets.

The repukelicans that put forward friviouls shenanigans such as these should be charged the full amount of court fees

They want an excuse to play his penis on screen again

Diet Genocide

Yhe fuk is sharenting

For safe hydrant sex. Duhhh

Att engineers

They’re not. But they’re leaching off of Christians money

Disney California Adventure. Kid friendly but serving beer from day 1

You gotta push the primer bulb 5 times before the pull starter shows up. It’s inside the anus

Baby, even the UN pulls out… I don’t.

I’d rather wind generators than the thousands of billboards

I wonder if one day we’ll see abandoned amazon warehouses

Mount the owner to show dominance

Where do I sign up

Charged lemonade for all

9/11

Breathing without choking on spit

Same with the Beatles yet none of their songs made my top 5