You think that until some piece of metal that was under tension springs out and flies into your face.

They started it.

Man, I gotta go out and buy their album to support these guys.

Texas is where California sends their idiots.

Stay humble, bitch.

I think you need to reread it a couple times.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

It’s my comfort show so I’ve probably watched it all the way through dozens of times, but it’s still the best tv show ever put to screen.

Huh. I guess you can milk something without nipples.

Magnificent

Which Sonys do you like? I’m a bit of a headphone nerd so I’d love to recommend something.

I guess the battery dieing in a few years is better than snagging a built-in cord on a door handle but I still see it as another point of failure.

Months? A good pair of headphones should last a decade or more if you take care of them. Get a pair with detachable/replaceable cables, the wire they use in those is super thin and pretty much always the first thing to fail.

Beats what I did today.

I turned on the news the other day and was lucky enough to catch the 10 minute segment on the new fucking kia the local dealership just got in stock.

I can never find a tape measure when my mom asks for measurements on something so she gave me a toilet plunger with one chained to it, a hammer with one chained to it, and one with a magnet in it that sticks on the fridge.

His candles smell like dick.

Pringles come out, poop goes in. You can’t explain that.

The middle of the end.

Nokia 3220 with the cool led lights on the side lol

I used that thing until it literally fell apart, and I did not treat it gently.