It’s referring to the lyrics from the song “Big Yellow Taxi”, there’s a line that goes “They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot”. It’s not very funny once it’s been explained haha

To be honest I think it’s the trailing full stop that does that. Over text I find that usually comes across like you’re trying to shut down the conversation (even when you’re not)

I might be misunderstanding the question, so if you’re looking to make an existing android device you have work like this, please ignore the below.

Maybe a Google Nest Mini would do what you’re looking for? It’s definitely got the ability to be interacted with entirely verbally, but I guess the downside is a smaller selection of apps that do work with it (there is a list on the Google store of which apps it works with)

I think they’re lamps made out of beer bottles (just with no lightbulbs installed yet, they’d sit in the top).

I’m always partial to “PONYO LOVES HAM!!!”

Honestly that’s a good guess, you’re less than 5 years off haha

(If you’re wondering why mine looks weird it’s from YT Music instead of Spotify)

I always find with these recaps that I don’t remember listening to one specific song more than others, and I’m constantly surprised by what the top 5 are. That being said, I usually just listen to the personalized mixes, so maybe part of it is the algorithm deciding that I really like a song because I haven’t skipped it 🤷