One time I couldn’t get a jar of jelly open so I smashed it. There are definitely better ways.

I’m a brass musician and an atheist so the only time I go to church is when I’m getting paid. The last time some Mormons approached me about going to church I asked them, “What’s the pay?”

They were genuinely confused.

I’ve seen Jazz apples in stores around Southeastern Pennsylvania. They’re pretty good, but my favorite is Pazazz apples. They’re similar in size to Honeycrisp but sweeter with a bit of tartness to them.

One of my friends keeps chickens in a small coop surrounded by chicken wire. A while back some raccoons killed most of his chickens by pulling pieces of them through the small holes in the wire fence. A few years after the incident I was visiting my friend. While we were hanging out in the backyard I stepped on a dessicated chicken wing…

What’s Trump’s stance on Israel?

The thing that bothered me the most is how Aang sounds exactly like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle

It’s what plants crave

The price of most groceries have at least doubled. I can still get store brand eggs for about $1.50 a dozen but other brands are easily 3+ dollars now. Meanwhile supermarkets are posting record profits.

About 5-6 pounds. Bigger ones get close to 7 pounds. So like 2-3.5 kg

A whole chicken in the US costs between 12-16 dollars depending in weight. The price literally doubled over the last couple years

The last season was iffy but overall it was a hell of a ride and the characters are great

Don’t get me started on read, read, and red…

“Whither” (to where) might be a closer fit than “wherefore” (why)