SendPicsofSandwiches

This is the result of incorrect burger gripping, where the pinkies and ring fingers should also be holding the back end together, ensuring a safe dining experience

A ton of stores do this in the US, but I’ve never once found myself been upset that someone didn’t greet me. That person sounds bat shit insane

Looking for pizza recommendations

Well, I like calzones better

Okay, still looking for pizza

Mine’s the shit

I didn’t expect to see so much truth in a giant column of all caps text

Yeah I remember when people were “backing up” subreddits here and mostly just created a shitload of dead posts that the original OP had no idea existed

“We found a way to save a quarter of a cent per hotpocket, but were going to frame it like we’re doing it for YOU!”

Dragon all the way. Pet disnosaur could just be a chicken, but Dragons are always cool!

The logistics can be difficult, but where there’s a will, there’s a way

Good old ocean spray

HANS, NO!

I build high end CB radio setups for people I know, and it’s always so satisfying

Continue ignoring reddit and it’s drama?

You knownwhat used to just control the tv in general? Android phones! BRING BACK THE IR BLASTER!

Nothing like the old wine/butter aisle

My mom did. She smoked cigarettes since the 80s and quit in 2012 with vape. She never smoked a single cigarette after that

My dog: " That’s my guy! I love the guy. I wonder if he’ll pull the rope if I bring it to him…"

I don’t think he’s been vocal one way or another about piracy, but i wouldn’t be surprised if he appointed a fresh group of jackoffs with something to prove

Pledge fealty and marry her immediately

Nothing like a nice cold dick