Just make them Wario ware style microgames at this point.

See kids, this is what happens when you stop pirating.

“Thanks for calling me bitch, asshole. Do your own shopping from now on.”

At this point i’m pretty sure most windows users have a degradation fetish they’re too ashamed to admit.

Calvin?

The fedora tells you everything.

Buzzfeed animation has great animated shorts like Chikin Nuggit and Life of Boe.

I frankly find the idea of an afterlife horrifying. You’re a disembodied conciousness existing eternally - not a million years, not a billion, endless existence.

And what are you supposed to in the afterlife? Have a family reunion? Replay your fondest memories like you’re watching an old VHS tape? Explore your wildest fantasies (but not the ones your deity frowns upon)? In the long term it just sounds as agonizing as hell.

Jesus fandom, Catholic branch. In my defense they enrolled me before I was old enough to say no.

Constent manufacturing factory manufactures consent, millions shocked.

So your suggestion is to roll over and take it. Ok 👏

Hotep flavored Sovcits are a bit rare, but are out there.

Fascists create enemies out of everyone who isn’t a fascist, then complain how they’re surrounded by enemies.

At this point being into the MW series is basically having a humilliation fetish with a side order of findoming.

You don’t think pizza is sold by the slice in Europe?

I propose a no-state solution: Depopulate the area, then seed it with Caesium-135. Area becomes unlivable, and thereby peaceful.

So a poorly made electric vehicle by one manufacturer means that the entire field is non-viable?

I will be 40 next year and I honestly feel better mentally and physically than when I was 20 something - not being a depressed, anxious sack of shit and being physically active helped a lot. Although, I need to be careful when exercising my joints.

These records should have been in the public domain many years ago. Copyright law needs a thorough reform