I should have heeded your warning.

THANK YOU. You were over-praised by well intentioned but misguided educators.

Don’t scroll Lemmy at work.

Here are some that I’ve played:

Shattered Pixel Dungeon - Roguelike

Endless Sky - SpaceSim

Simon Tatham’s Puzzle Collection - Puzzles

Katawa Shoujo - Visual Novel

Snoot Game - Ditto

Gurgle - Worldle clone

TuxKart - Mario Kart clone

Watching people realize this toejam eating weirdo was right about everything makes my day everytime.

On a related note, I wish we would acknowledge that men socialize different and that guys doing stuff together is therapeutic. Ruminating on emotions can have a negative effect in men, while work therapy can be much effective that talk therapy.

Soulwax FM from GTA is great when I need a boost for house chores.

“Hey, lets’s meet at place for a coffee and chat.I’d like to know you better.”

If she declines, move on.

What the actual fuck.

Mercator distorts landmass to fit the grid, so it is good for navigation, simply draw a straight line between two points and follow it. Also, the plea on that site is just…weird. Africa is not taken seriously because it is displayed too small on maps - what? It is a large, chunky continent that can be compressed without too much detail loss - Europe, not so much.

Just make them Wario ware style microgames at this point.

See kids, this is what happens when you stop pirating.

“Thanks for calling me bitch, asshole. Do your own shopping from now on.”

At this point i’m pretty sure most windows users have a degradation fetish they’re too ashamed to admit.

Calvin?

The fedora tells you everything.

Buzzfeed animation has great animated shorts like Chikin Nuggit and Life of Boe.

I frankly find the idea of an afterlife horrifying. You’re a disembodied conciousness existing eternally - not a million years, not a billion, endless existence.

And what are you supposed to in the afterlife? Have a family reunion? Replay your fondest memories like you’re watching an old VHS tape? Explore your wildest fantasies (but not the ones your deity frowns upon)? In the long term it just sounds as agonizing as hell.

Jesus fandom, Catholic branch. In my defense they enrolled me before I was old enough to say no.