[12] And on the third day, Ted rose from the ashes.
[13] And there was a great consternation and much amazement among the humans as Ted did walk among them, proclaiming with meows and with postures:
[14] “Where is my food, Cecil and Emily? For until a cat has decided to leave, they should still be considered among you.”
The Book of Ted, Chapter 9 Verses 12-14.
Do they even make baseball gloves for AI hands?