It’s an individual tracking code that tells Google who generated the youtube link you click on. That way, they can see who you’re talking with on other websites.

You left your SI in the link

What makes you think humanity has a natural state?

Make sure the screwdriver has a plastic or rubber grip lmao

Maybe the Chinese engineers just really sucked at their jobs

One time I posted a meme on Blahaj in which someone named [email protected] was attacking a trans person. Ada sent me a message about it saying I was attacking a real trans person. There is no real trans person named Obvious_Troll. I made up that username for the meme. Ada defended a fictional transphobic troll, because they were from Hexbear.

Ada from Lemmy Blahaj Zone is quite infamous for the bad takes and arbitrary bans

Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart always gets a laugh from me

Aliens built the pyramids because they were impressed by the Egyptians’ engineering skill and technology. They didn’t build any pyramids in Europe because white people sucked at engineering

You probably just recognise the font

Using ellipses in the middle of a sentence is considered very rude.

Have you ever met someone who pauses in the middle of a sentence… just to fuck with you by injecting pointless suspense? Well, believe it or not… this is what ellipses communicate in written English. You’re building a lot of dramatic suspense and slowing down the pace at which people read your messages… and if you don’t pay it off… you seem like an asshole.

I don’t watch much reality television, but those shows like to inject massive pauses right before the judge reveals whether the chef made a good meal… just so they’ll gasp more and cry with relief and the audience will stay invested. But I hate it! It’s really annoying! And it’s how some people type.

Thanks, didn’t notice that

Given the amount of force those string imparted in real ballistae, I think those cats would actually just be bisected by the string.

No, this is anarchism

ACAB includes mods. These jobs attract the kind of reddit/lemmy users who want to have power over a petty fiefdom and abuse it. Good mods only get shamed for ridiculous reasons like “Wouldn’t let me be transphobic” and “enforced the rules”. Bad mods get shame they deserve. Mods get paid in power over others, and as an anarchist, I personally seek to ensure that power is constantly questioned, and abolished if it’s abused.

I say all this as the owner of a sublemmy, and I expect to be held to the same standard.

No, I’m speaking for all the people in reality who’ve never experienced anything better too. They deserve to know there’s more out there than the shallow, boring lives they lead. They don’t know what they’re missing.

Actually there’s no way to live a full and exciting life in the real world. Reality only leads to hollow, pointless lives devoid of meaning.

Summertime loving, loving in the summer time

Down with reality! http://soulism.net

Welcome to a day in the life of a billionaire. You’ll need to get up nice and early for a personalised yoga routine devised by your trainer, and then it’s straight out of the house to work. You’ve got breakfast scheduled with a CEO, and you’re going to spend an hour objectifying women with him before heading into the office. Quick hello, report from your executive team, and now it’s time for a power brunch with the man who sources child slaves for you to have sex with. Private jet flight to the next city over for lunch, you have a corrupt mayor to bribe so the minimum wage won’t go up. Then it’s time to fly back and spend an hour in your office looking important. You ended up sleeping with your secretary instead of getting anything done, but hey, we can’t all be faithful to our wives. Now that it’s 2pm, you’ve got to go play golf with your “professional contacts”. You refer to your caddy with a racial slur. At 4pm, you go back to the office for the last time today, where your son is waiting for you. It’s very hard educating a young man on how to inherit a fortune 500 company that runs itself. You spend most of the next hour telling him about golf. At 5pm, finally get in your limousine to go home. You’ve been working all day, and you’re beat. You praise yourself for your work ethic, and wonder if the single day you work next week is going to be as hard.

Germany and supporting genocide. Name a more iconic combo