Kalkaline

Yeah, the NICU is full of them.

I was just saying this the other day, if I had one of those kiosks I would totally make a Bort, Eliza (I think that was the name), and a Bart just because of that scene.

Two different people offered to suck my dick for pizza. I did not want either one of them to suck my dick.

That seems pretty straightforward if you have experience with that stuff, I don’t have that experience.

Anki is amazing, but it’s not self hosted without some effort.

That skin to skin is amazing, hearing that first breath/cry.

Stupid tardigrade doesn’t even know how to play a violin

Pence isn’t allowed to be around women that are not his wife in a private setting.

They just hit 10 million last week. I’m just making a joke, don’t take it too seriously. I use both.

Suck it Bluesky

Could you remap the keys with AHK?

Ooh baby I like it raw

I got a decent table saw this way. I don’t mind picking up something that someone else doesn’t want and I might one day use.

Usain Bolt was faster than the hundreds of billions of people that came before him. He set a world record that still hasn’t been broken.

Sew corny

Bluesky isn’t a terrible Twitter alternative, but it’s not federated. Mastodon is fine, but I’ve had a much harder time staying engaged there.

End of life care the distant relative swoops in and says “we want to do everything possible to keep them alive” keeping the patient on life support until their organs give out.

Nearly 20 years of watching someone else do that job, no thanks. Takes a special person to deal with all of that. Thanks for taking one for the team.

It may not be hating to work with patients, but the kind of work with the patients. A lot of people have no idea how much booty wiping and baths are required when you’re a nurse taking care of really sick patients. There’s also the “daughter from California” issue. There is a lot of literal and figurative shit healthcare providers have to put up with. Some people are in it because the paychecks are really pretty solid.

I was at a hardware store yesterday, locally owned. I didn’t look at the hours before I walked in but they started turning off lights within a few minutes of me walking in, so I walked out without buying anything and went to a big box store. I want to support the little guys, and I respect the time of the workers, but at some point I need to get the stuff I need and my hours at work to align exactly with the hours of the little guys. 🤷