Temu is like Wish but turned into an addictive gambling game targeted at children. (IDK if targeted at children is the right word but that’s the vibe it gives me)

I add it because I’m always 99.99% sure I’m right but like I’m not gonna be the asshole confidently spreading misinformation.

Except for the few times I didn’t add it and ended up being wrong.

Cognitive dissonance at its finest

My roommate doesn’t

I almost strangled him last night

Ive seen clothes bleed like twice, once was a set of dark sheets I washed for the first time, which bled a shitload, and the other was a cheap promotional shirt I bleached which turned the water black.

When do they start involving explosives like the gender reveal parties?

I im imagining he goes to make a pact with the Devil:

Jimmy: “Let me outlive Donald Trump, and I’ll pledge you my soul.”

Satan: “Don’t worry about it bro this one’s on the house.”

Good for them.

The workers not Amazon. Fuck Amazon

Best part is when those same people that shun you for being “different” turn around and say shit like “Politics shouldn’t pick your friends.”

I think if he made the democratic nomination in 2016 he’d be finishing his second term right now.

Assuming Bernie could get on the ticket, I absolutely believe people would have voted for him.

The problem is of course getting him on the ticket.

Sorry I only eat uncensored Ramen

Probably has to do with your body relaxing, similar to how dead people are prone to shitting themselves.

Just a guess tho I’m not a medical expert.

Depends on the context.

Bad joke? Yes.

Racial slurs? No.

Bad joke with racial slurs? No.

I wanna know where you’re getting your dental insurance because this is 1000% not the case for me.

In the US I think it’s (conventionally) considered attractive because most people can’t afford even decent dental care. So if you have good teeth it’s sort of a sign of wealth, if that makes any sense.

As someone who did vote by mail, Im half convinced they’ll find some bullshit reason to discount my vote. “Didn’t fill in the bubble enough” or some shit."

100% why I think online/digital voting should be standard. It’s insane that so many people are willing to trust some Joe Schmo with their own opinions and desires over a machine that does exactly what it’s told and confirmed to work that way beforehand.

Corruption/Lobbying
The war in Palestine
The Supreme Court
Climate Change
Universal healthcare
Congressmen trying to overturn elections

Will update if anything else comes up

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