Getting sober

I thought those were deviled eggs at first and got soooo happy

What’s the state capital of Idaho?

The getting traumatized with a gun or the shoes off looking for bugs?

They don’t pay me enough at my job so I gotta find something to do while they aren’t paying me enough to do my job.

I had to walk 7 miles up hill in the snow…just to get my shoes!!!

I sure as shit do my part…hopefully my heart can keep up

I wanna go to this naked, wandering, terror thing you’re talking about.

String cheese incident…

Obviously…I’m just having a bit of fun

Hey, mistakes happen…

I mean technically your just saying animal lives >animal lives…

Upvote for the hitchhikers guide reference!!!

I don’t know how accurate enslaving wolves is, though. It very well could have been a mutually beneficial relationship at the beginning.

Will 150 saplings that are all 1 year old work?

Now your thinking like a manager…promotion incoming

I’m gonna go out on a branch and say because everyone has to do it, there is no shift differential paid for swing/nights.

Portland, OR?

Haha yeah thanks!

That’s silly when they already have a for line…

Hey just so you know, myself and the rest of the world with the most baseline levels of empathy give you 100% permission to talk and be around anyone you so choose…not that you need the permission to begin with.