Cucumb her? I hardly know her!
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Cucumb her? I hardly know her!
The whole situation aside… what is up with the email skills of the Dutch Olympic Committee? This email is legit worded like a text message or a Lemmy comment
"Steven is NOT a peadophile; you really don’t think that de Dutch NOC would send someone to Paris who IS a real risk? No, he isn’t a risk.”
Umm, very. Look up “hang Mike Pence”
Not all companies will do that
I would also never let corporate IT manage a device, e. g. a laptop connected to my private network at home.
If you ever must, buy a new laptop. And use it on a guest wifi network. Use it as you would a work laptop, nothing personal on it
Yeah I don’t think there it some capitalist conspiracy trying to stop people from masturbating. Kellogg is long dead
it even helpfully dispenses some lube if you REALLY get into it!
Yeah, not for everyone.
Couple this with how incredibly unhealthy the social relationships portrayed in most pornography are, and you’re gearing up for a lot of young men addicted to wanking and having unrealistic expectations of sex.
I don’t really get this honestly. When people watch The Flash, they know that it’s unrealistic for someone to move at that speed. When people read sci-fi, they know it’s unrealistic to expect every problem to be solved by science in their lifetime. When people watch the show Superstore, they don’t expect it to actually be a realistic representation on how a big box store runs. So I don’t see why porn would be any different. They’re all acting.
Defeat the ruling class… jerk off
What about this video?
Idk why but the emojis make this comment 1000 percent better. It reads like a picture book. The only way this comment could be better is if it said “Beep beep!” at the end.
Lol I downvoted this before realizing it was insane people Facebook and read the text. Enjoy your upvote.
I’m sure some digital piracy involves stealing. Someone has to have taken some floppy disk software from a store and walked out without paying for it, then made pirated copies of that disk
Digital Restrictions Management
Mmmm borger king
Snow globe from hell
Yoo new business idea for my parents. they can sell “luxury” hourglasses with my ashes.
That is a terrible rule. If I am 25,000 I can’t even date a 12,507 year old.
Like actually? Or a hunch?
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I’m confused at what this joke is supposed to be and is it based on a true story?