Yo! How is Mad Madam Mim chaotic neutral? She was going to kill Arthur for sport.

Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!

Narwhal is cool, but do you want to use the good Narwhal on just anyone? I want to use it for special occasions or that certain someone.

The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.

Is it at least scenic? Driving to El paso is so boring! If you don’t have satellite radio, or music downloaded on your phone, the radio takes a shit half way through.

“Where are my keys?”

This is why we have cameras in the conference room.

I this what you want?

I went through to the trouble of translating that, and it was worth it.

Can one compost old weed? Turn it into weed mulch? Could someone buy it wholesale and make something else? This feels like a problem a little R and D could solve.

Motherfucker is going to have the worse day after he eats my food.

It’s like the gauntlet from MST 3000.

It’s all fun and games, until you have to explain to a person you are playing chess with, that you just orgasmed because of the vibrating butt plug, you are using to cheat at said chess match.