I was hospitalized for a seizure recently and the nurse ended up going and grabbing me a little silicon bubble fidget thing because I just couldn’t stop messing with shit.

Edit: exact phrasing was “let me go grab you something to play with”

I remember having a torrent client set up was a great way to become popular back in 2010

Think he’ll try to use a llm as his lawyer?

There’s other problems with smoking in such a confined space but I don’t think a joint is a rich enough fuel to explode no matter how much oxygen you give it.

I think it’s enough of a mix of both to where it doesn’t really matter at the end which was the cause and which was the effect. I feel similarly about the vague concept of power, to which money is a manifestation of.

Days have passed since my original post but I figure I’ll tell you that mine tonight is a sweet and sour beef stir fry with a bunch of extra vegetables we’ve had lying around.

Sent this to the friends of mine who were aware that I had gotten out of the hospital that morning from a fall in the bathroom.

I assume somebody will pay for the novelty. Besides, if my summer raising chickens was to be believed those eggs are rare enough that it’s not like there has to be a huge demand.

My initial reaction was that it was probably unflattering on purpose but after seeing the others I think that might just be the artist’s style and she just has an unfortunate face for it.

The post on /all about a gop official advocating for child marriage?

Yeah I saw. Poor timing and a bit of wishful thinking on my part.

See, now I was to an extent kidding, but if you go back to /all there’s an article right there that I’d almost be tempted to say was poor timing on my part.

It’s kinda amazing that our political discourse has gotten to the point where people will double down on anything. I feel like if a Republican presidential candidate got caught molesting a child the next big push from the party would be lowering age of consent.

My dogs go to their leashes and sit when they see me loading my pipe…

Also, here’s a slightly more in-depth article from a more niche source: https://liftblog.com/2024/04/13/gondola-tower-collapse-kills-one-in-turkey/

I’ll be fascinated to hear more about this as it gets investigated. I’m a former ski lift operator and there’s so many systems on a modern lift to prevent that. That one looks not quite new but certainly not so old as to not have such precautions. Though it just says hit a pole, it’s possible that said pole wasn’t a lift tower, and of course being that this happened in Turkey it’s possible if not likely that the standards are simply lower than in Colorado.

Especially considering urban dictionary consists almost entirely of shock humor and isn’t really a good resource for you know, actually understanding people.

A gas station in a mining town I visited had little statues carved out of coal.

A pre-match interview where they both trash talk each other would definitely improve the excitement of a chess match.