I used a drill press and there’s shrapnel in my abdomen, I might need a sec.

For the crude certainly but I was thinking about end products, being as our cars are mostly gassers and our home heating is pretty much entirely methane, electric of course being the exception but I don’t think I’ve ever seen an oil burner outside of the context of kitchens and mechanic’s shops.

Right, IIRC correctly the US mostly produces the heavy stuff and mostly consumes the light stuff.

Are those rolls of toilet paper hanging by the window?

Shittiest one on paper would be the American Inn in Denver but I actually like that place. I think the one I ended up hating was rural Nebraska for plumbing problems and you could hear a divorce going on in the next room.

That’s young by my standards and I’m only 28…

I’ve always loved the idea of ramming a car with my bike I’ve just never been that pissed off on any given day.

Throw the finance guys out and I’m sitting next to the mariachi band. Hell if it works like my local bus I’ll miss my stop and take the loop back around.

Man I must’ve really hit my head when I fell the other day because I thought that headline said Israeli soldiers blew up a building in Gaza as a gender reveal.

Well I can totally see how that’d kill the shit out of anything it hit.

I get that’s something people do recreationally and whatever, you do you, but I get the feeling you need an extent of genetic predisposition to get an object that wide up there without tearing something. Or of course the more obvious answer of the first poster was just running their mouth to get a reaction and boy oh boy did it work.

I don’t see how it’s terribly surprising that the death threat you quoted got lumped in with the earnest death threats.

Eh, people regularly get fired for way less than whacking it in the bathroom and accidentally sending the video to coworkers. Besides I’m of the opinion that the mayor should be held to higher standards not lower ones.

You can argue that it doesn’t make it clear enough that it appears to have been an accident but that summarizes the story pretty well unless you’re trying to be a truther about a mayor of a place that barely crosses the border into ‘city’.

Like, me and my dog are taking a hike today. Completely unrelated and something I could’ve done a month ago but doing a bit of exercise cleared a mental hurdle for me.

For what it’s worth the weather getting nice enough to pull my bike out has at least pulled the little switch in my head from ‘let’s lay here in the fetal position’ to ‘let’s go out and fucking do something today’.

And the only employee is an autistic epileptic who frequently drinks on the job.

I feel this hard.

I’m not going to give some asshat teenager the same level of shit as Elon. It’s a hell of a lot more likely in that context that he really was kidding, just distastefully.

And even then that wasn’t a great idea either. Chicken pox can happily have serious both short and long term effects.