• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    12 days ago

    This reminds me of a very old joke I heard from a zizek lecture I think.

    How can we be sure that Judas didn’t really betray Jesus Christ? Whatever one thinks about the Jews, they know the value of the things they sell, so no Jew would have sold a god for mere 30 silver talents!

    (I hope this isnt offensive to anyone, although i don’t think theres many religious people on Lemmy)

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      12 days ago

      Also.

      Two Jewish men pass a Catholic church on which a large poster addresses non-Catholics: “Come to us, accept Catholicism, and you instantly get $30,000 in cash!” While walking away, the two friends become engaged in a debate about whether the offer is meant seriously. A week later, the two friends meet again in front of the same church, and one of them confides to the other: “I still wonder if that offer is serious.” The other replies condescendingly: “Ah you Jews, all you think about is money!”

      Let me know if people want this deleted and I’ll do it. Don’t wanna be a provocateur today.

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        Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome.

        One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.

        A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none give to the beggar behind the Star of David.

        Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, “My poor fellow, don’t you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren’t going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you’re sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite.”

        The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: “Moishe, look who’s trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing.”

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      12 days ago

      Good religious people generally keep it to themselves unless specifically asked lol.

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        12 days ago

        “Good religious people” aka friends and enablers of pedos.

        You are the company you keep. Especially the ones being evangelical about putting their religion into politics and forcing others to live under their dichotomy.