Three districts in the state will have the devices available as a first-response option that coordinates with local law enforcement, drone provider Campus Guardian Angel says.

Can’t imagine what could possibly go wrong with this idea.

  • musubibreakfast@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    9 days ago

    Random Kid: W…w… We were just shooting spit balls! It’s just a straw, please!

    ED-209: WEAPON CONFIRMED, ARMING RAIL GUN.

    kid reduced to fine red mist

    ED-209: TARGET NEUTRALIZED. STATE IF PARENTS SHOULD BE NOTIFIED THROUGH TEXT.

    no response

    ED-209: VERY WELL, ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR SCHOOL DAY.

    drone flies off