Does anyone living in a sane country wanna do a greencard marriage thing? I’m a good cook, enjoy keeping my space clean, and am a fairly experienced flatterer, if that sweetens the pot any.
Anyone want to do that for me too? I might be disabled but I am very funny, I can do pixel art so I can make stuff for you, I have good style and can help you dress well, I can sew so I can mend your clothes! You can also have all my steam games!
I hate the idiots in charge of this country.
Does anyone living in a sane country wanna do a greencard marriage thing? I’m a good cook, enjoy keeping my space clean, and am a fairly experienced flatterer, if that sweetens the pot any.
…pretty please? :(
Anyone want to do that for me too? I might be disabled but I am very funny, I can do pixel art so I can make stuff for you, I have good style and can help you dress well, I can sew so I can mend your clothes! You can also have all my steam games!
Please get me out of here :(
I’d marry you both but the UK doesn’t seem too far behind your shitshow :(
So we made it to the “Russian bride” level already. American Spouses
Let’s all start some kind of legal harem. Or a really big “family”.
Say less, cousin Skuzz. I’m in.
Aye, cousin kelpie_is_trying, how’s the family anyway? Been a while.
I will suck literally anything.