OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square146fedilinkarrow-up1325arrow-down15
arrow-up1320arrow-down1external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square146fedilink
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·1 month agoI mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 month agoJesus is coming! Open your mouth!
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoHe’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
minus-squaretitanicx@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoJesus works for those in power so therefore he’s protecting them, that’s the only answer to this.
minus-squareJoeBigelow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoThat’s Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He’s a dick
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoYeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.
I mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
Jesus is coming! Open your mouth!
Swallow the sins of man
He’s about to release the… Look squirrel!
Jesus works for those in power so therefore he’s protecting them, that’s the only answer to this.
That’s Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He’s a dick
Yeah but he doesn’t know how to use windows 11, so he’s just going to print out an email and send it in the post.