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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Picky Eater

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Picky Eater

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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz
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    2 years ago

    “would’nt” is a new one…

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      It’s a contraction… of would don’t.

      • HornyOnMain@kbin.social
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        2 years ago

        Would’n’t

        • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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          2 years ago

          Would’n’t’ve

        • Donkter@lemmy.world
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          2 years ago

          Thats a contraction of “would don’t it”

      • hedgehog@ttrpg.network
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        2 years ago

        Not quite. It’s a contraction of “would cant,” which is a misspelling of “wood cant,” the language of the trees.

      • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        Yeah nah

        • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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          2 years ago

          Yea’ah

    • NightAuthor@lemmy.world
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      It’s new for me to

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        I see what you did their.

  • (des)mosthenes@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    cowboy humor

    • Mago@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Dang right purrtnurr 🤠

  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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    2 years ago

    And since eggs don’t come out of a cow’s mouth, she was quite happy about it.

  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world
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    People have gotten way too disconnected from their food. I personally love a good lengua taco but a family member of mine refuses to eat chicken if the bone is attached. I love when people will talk about how they could never hurt a cow because of how cute they are then run to Burger King or McDonald’s or whataburger to feed the fam.

    • Kokesh@lemmy.world
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      • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        Should go to the replicator.

        All fixed

    • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.world
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      could never hurt a cow because of how cute they are

      there are people who think cows are cute?!

      • Faresh@lemmy.ml
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        Have you ever seen one? They are super cute.

      • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world
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        I think they are cute, so are piglets. But when i get hangry, I’m not myself. Cute and delicious, winning combo imo

  • Fixbeat@lemmy.ml
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    CLOACA

  • pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe
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    Beef tongue is good though, ostensibly. I’m told it tastes like pot roast.

    • ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
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      Better than pot roast, and it’s extremely lean.

    • Kokesh@lemmy.world
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      Really good. Just cooked, sliced and with mustard.

  • doublejay1999@lemmy.world
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    Most of my girlfriends love tongue

  • krakenx@lemmy.world
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    I don’t like to taste food that can taste me back.

  • Hucklebee@lemmy.world
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    You will give me an egg!

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    I mean I won’t eat it either, and I’m half Mexican. Eating a tongue is just plain weird.

    Eating eggs is weird too if you think about it too much. I try not to cause I still want to enjoy them.

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      Eating tongues is weird too if you think it too much.

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      I’m an avid meat lover, but if you don’t want to think about it and find it weird, maybe become vegetarian. I guess it’s people with your concerns that they need to reduce meat consumption.

      Personally I’d kill a cow and eat it’s tongue then suck the egg out of a chicken cloaca no problem!

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        Trust me: I want to, but I can’t get over having to eat a bunch of beans to get enough protein. I can’t stand beans.

        I’ll be among the first to try lab-grown meat the moment it hits grocery stores.

        • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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          I’ll be among the first to try lab-grown meat the moment it hits grocery stores.

          I am also looking forward to this. Is there a Lemmy community to discuss Cellular Agriculture, akin to r/wheresthebeef? If not, we should create one.

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    Removed by mod

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