Tough break for Raymond Cruz -- the actor who brought fan-fav villain Tuco Salamanca to life -- 'cause cops hauled him in this morning on suspicion of misdemeanor battery.
“Your honor, the defendant viciously and recklessly launched a dangerous substance - known to scientists as ‘dihydrogen monoxide’ - at my client. This chemical compound is commonly used in industrial cleaning operations and as a coolant in nuclear reactors. We seek damages up to $10,000,000,000 for pain and suffering.”
It’s the primary component in acid rain! In its gaseous form, it can cause severe burns from only brief contact! And would you believe that autopsies reveal this dangerous compound in the bodies of almost all deceased people? It should be outlawed!
But it’s water
You’re not thinking like a lawyer.
“Your honor, the defendant viciously and recklessly launched a dangerous substance - known to scientists as ‘dihydrogen monoxide’ - at my client. This chemical compound is commonly used in industrial cleaning operations and as a coolant in nuclear reactors. We seek damages up to $10,000,000,000 for pain and suffering.”
It doesn’t even have what plants crave your honor!!!
People who have been sprayed with dihydrogen monoxide have a 100% rate of dying.
Deadly water!
Can’t be too careful with that dihydrogen monoxide, 100% of people that drink it eventually die
The more that someone drinks it, the higher their likelihood of dying.
It’s worse than that too. People become addicted to it and withdrawals will kill them in a matter of days.
It’s the primary component in acid rain! In its gaseous form, it can cause severe burns from only brief contact! And would you believe that autopsies reveal this dangerous compound in the bodies of almost all deceased people? It should be outlawed!