Got glasses at 5, contacts at 12, readers at 42. Couldn’t read fine print with my new prescription. Went back, doc tossed magnifying papers in my face.
"Hey! That works!
“How old are you?”
“42.”
“Yeah, that’s what I thought.”
Thought what mother fucker?!
I have no less than 12 pairs squirreled away, everywhere. Wife’s car, my truck, desk drawer, summer and winter hiking packs, overnight bag, on-the-water bag, tool shed at camp, emergency packs, bathroom sink, nightstand, on my face, in my hair, and I can never find a fucking pair. Found 10 for $1/ea. at the thrift, brand new, think I have 2 or 3 left?
If anyone reading needs glasses, lemme shill these. Never broken a pair, even after sitting on them and bending them back out. Popped a lens once and got it back in, which is amazing for glasses having the “underwire” thing, they usually break even worse. Try that with plastic rims and they’ll never quite stick well again.
Yes, they effectively block the blue end of the spectrum. No big deal outside, but nice for working on a computer or at night. (I have a 40" TV for a monitor, so blue blockers might not be such a thing for you. I am bathed in blue radiation.)
They fit my big head, comfortable, all that, hate the nose pads because I flip my glasses into my long hair like a girl and they stick. 🤬 Also, internet expensive, but about the cost of “good” drugstore glasses, still better. I’d like another set, but too rich for me ATM, gotta wait till I break or lose my crappy glasses. Got one left (of 3) after going through a couple dozen cheapos since I got these in 2022. Be perfect if they had the stretchy hinges and flat nose pads.
Some ass will accuse me of marketing. Marketers don’t cuss or say anything bad about the product. I sincerely want to give my experience on the subject. Because for me, reading glasses have been the biggest pain-in-the-ass of growing old.
Got glasses at 5, contacts at 12, readers at 42. Couldn’t read fine print with my new prescription. Went back, doc tossed magnifying papers in my face.
"Hey! That works!
“How old are you?”
“42.”
“Yeah, that’s what I thought.”
Thought what mother fucker?!
I have no less than 12 pairs squirreled away, everywhere. Wife’s car, my truck, desk drawer, summer and winter hiking packs, overnight bag, on-the-water bag, tool shed at camp, emergency packs, bathroom sink, nightstand, on my face, in my hair, and I can never find a fucking pair. Found 10 for $1/ea. at the thrift, brand new, think I have 2 or 3 left?
If anyone reading needs glasses, lemme shill these. Never broken a pair, even after sitting on them and bending them back out. Popped a lens once and got it back in, which is amazing for glasses having the “underwire” thing, they usually break even worse. Try that with plastic rims and they’ll never quite stick well again.
Yes, they effectively block the blue end of the spectrum. No big deal outside, but nice for working on a computer or at night. (I have a 40" TV for a monitor, so blue blockers might not be such a thing for you. I am bathed in blue radiation.)
They fit my big head, comfortable, all that, hate the nose pads because I flip my glasses into my long hair like a girl and they stick. 🤬 Also, internet expensive, but about the cost of “good” drugstore glasses, still better. I’d like another set, but too rich for me ATM, gotta wait till I break or lose my crappy glasses. Got one left (of 3) after going through a couple dozen cheapos since I got these in 2022. Be perfect if they had the stretchy hinges and flat nose pads.
Some ass will accuse me of marketing. Marketers don’t cuss or say anything bad about the product. I sincerely want to give my experience on the subject. Because for me, reading glasses have been the biggest pain-in-the-ass of growing old.
Those only go up to +4. I haven’t been +4 since grade school