Stories like these and the multiple ones about dudes not wiping after they shit gives me serious pause when considering my other cis hets’ mental faculties. Shiiiit, I usually only go once a day in the morning but it my crack is itching I’ll wet down some toilet paper just to make sure I got everything. Do these weirdos actually enjoy having an itchy ass‽
JFC we really are doomed. Maybe we deserve it if something as basic hygiene is considered to determine your sexual orientation! Like really‽ If anything, to me, it’s a matter of comfort. Do they expect a significant other to do it for them? This kinda thinking is so far outside my wheelhouse that I’m actually feeling discomfort trying to empathize with them!
Stories like these and the multiple ones about dudes not wiping after they shit gives me serious pause when considering my other cis hets’ mental faculties. Shiiiit, I usually only go once a day in the morning but it my crack is itching I’ll wet down some toilet paper just to make sure I got everything. Do these weirdos actually enjoy having an itchy ass‽
More fun facts.
Many men don’t wash their ass in the shower because it’s considered gay.
Also 1/3rd of Americans and Europeans only change their bed sheets once a year.
JFC we really are doomed. Maybe we deserve it if something as basic hygiene is considered to determine your sexual orientation! Like really‽ If anything, to me, it’s a matter of comfort. Do they expect a significant other to do it for them? This kinda thinking is so far outside my wheelhouse that I’m actually feeling discomfort trying to empathize with them!