The Kremlin downplayed Donald Trump’s charge that Vladimir Putin had gone “absolutely CRAZY!”
That’s code speak for “STFU or we’ll release the pee tape.”
…is it weird that I would be disappointed if the only thing trump is hiding is a pee tape?
Like, thats not so bad, right? If he’s getting pee’d on, what’s the harm? I assume everybody would have to be consenting, just by the nature of it happening.
Theres no corruption. Nobody being hurt. Nothing illegal.
Don’t get me wrong. I don’t WANT people to be hurt, or corruption from trump. I just EXPECT people to be hurt, and corruption from trump.
If all he’s hiding is a pee tape, I think I’d just shrug, and wonder why he felt the need to kowtow to a foreign dictator, and hand over his balls to protect the public from THAT.
Then again, I’m pretty fetish accepting. If it’s consenting adults, and nobody gets hurt? Hey, you do you man. I don’t need to “get” it. It’s not my life.
IIRC, it was the age of the pee-ers that was the most damning part of the story.
The “p” in pee tape is probably not short for “pee”
…penis tape? Not entirely sure what that would entail. Sounds mildly gay, but again, nothing sounds against anybodies will.
So, again I’d shrug.
The implication is that Trump is known to rape kids.
Not that I’m calling you a liar, but what’s your source on this? I’d never heard this before, and now you’re the second person to reply with this claim. Clearly I missed the story. Is this recent?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations
Only a few of them involve underage girls so it’s not that big of a deal. /s
PDF?
Worse
If a tape released of trump getting pissed on by (presumably smoking hot) Russian women, his base would immediately develop a piss kink. It’s gotta be something worse.
Seems like you’re forgetting how satisfying it is to see an ego (of a horrible person) crushed publicly
It’s not quite about kink shaming. It’s “make that orange turd keep his stinking trap shut or I will transmit the tape on every possible channel for everyone to see… and believe me… you will NOT enjoy this.”
“He’s just a little cranky, poor thing”
He needs a nap. They both do.
Dirt naps
This is some high school bullshit. For fucks sake.
High school never ends.
I love that song.
I don’t think the onion would publish this to be honest
My man is so overworked he accidentaly spoke the truth for the first time in months :(
Poor Trump even Daddy Putin is against him.
How is this not the onion?
The ridiculous justification, “absolutely CRAZY!”, Trump suggested “something has happened” to Putin to make him kill a lot of people, etc.
It’s like when a toddler gets overly emotional and tries to smack at you!
