I miss when my country wasn’t parodying itself
May the odds be ever in your favor.
FOREIGNERS OUT! SCHLINGENSIEFS CONTAINER
Satirising reality TV shows, “Big Brother” especially, a dozen asylum seekers were surveilled by a multitude of cameras, could be fed and watched by passer-by’s and two were thrown out of the country through web-voting. The way fascism looks in the 21st century: Bright. Sensational. Interactive. Funny - and frightening.
The odds of Mr. Beast being the ringleader for this particular circus is high.
Scenes envisaged include one in San Francisco, where the immigrants are sent down a mine to collect the most gold
In Cape Canaveral, Florida, the hub of NASA, contestants would rush to build and launch a rocket.
In Hayward, Wisconsin, they’d struggle to keep their balance on logs.
I thought you were being facetious
Just adding some relevant facts. Not the onion.
So MAGA wants to take away birthright citizenship and institute game show winner citizenship. This is the same government we’re relying on to do the right thing in a nuclear confrontation.
Executions will be televised one day.
I know that I will have grim satisfaction while watching.
These are fucking awful times.
The Running Man.
It’ll be funny and poetic until we all get to watch a contestant die for the first time during a prime time live event … and the crowd roars and the ratings go through the roof as everyone realizes … the gladiatorial games to the death have returned … and this time we can stream it!!!
Bread and circuses.
The United States is dying
Why does my bread keep going up in price then?
If bread’s too expensive you can always eat cake.
Trumpflix, but that show is pay per view with the premium plus $199 a month plan. $399 pay per view of course.
We need to DEPORT OUR IMMIGRANTS! UNLESS they Win at a TV Show THEN we can Let them Stay and I see NOTHING Wrong with That! Or they’re WHITE!
-Literally EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN VOTER!
That is not true. Any immigrants that can spend $5 million are free to buy a fresh, hot, and newly minted social security card!
But that doesn’t buy you tolerance in the society. That’s extra on a subscription basis
