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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前

Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS

www.independent.co.uk

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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS

www.independent.co.uk

fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前
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The 1979 film starring Clint Eastwood about the daring 1962 escape attempt aired on the local PBS channel just six hours before the president made his demand that the prison be reopened
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    Stop letting this man watch television.

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      Let him watch all the television he wants. Stop letting him interact with people and things.

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        Let him interact with people and things, but in a retirement home where he belongs.

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          THE FLETCHER MEMORIAL, HOME FOR INCURABLE TYRANTS AND KINGS

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            The only final solution I support.

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          No I’m thinking a bunker with 9 foot thick concrete walls, no door, a 1.5 inch diameter hole for air and McDonald’s french fries, a television and one of those brown blankets they wrap you in when your house burns down. And maybe if you put me in a good enough mood I wouldn’t turn a garden hose down the air shaft.

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            Sounds like a habitat for the world’s shittiest anchorite.

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      “Old man yells at cloud” isn’t the issue, “Old man can order airstrike on cloud” is.

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        *Nuke a hurricane

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